Hope & Eden Says...

Hope toots
Mom: Do you need to poop?
Hope: No. That's just how I make magic.

Eden and Hope are jumping on Hope's bed after being asked repeatedly by dad to stop.
Dad: You girls are going to make me crazy.
Hope: Like mommy?

Eden is playing in the sandbox and Mom notices it looks like she's put sand in her mouth.
Mom: Aren't you supposed to be past this stage?
Eden: Yes.