Say What?

Hope: These are my ponies. They are speaking Spanish. I call them Uni and Corn.

Hope: Mom, I need some peace and quiet.

Yesterday Hope had a check-up at the doctor where she had to give a urine sample.
Mom: Thank you for being my helper at pre-school today.
Hope: Thank you for helping me pee in a cup.

Noah: When I grow up I'm going to have my own blimp...and I'm going to ride around in it at night...and live in it.

Eden as she climbs up her changing table: Up, Up and AWAY!

Noah: Why does Eden always go for the tobacco sauce?

Hope: What is that? *referring to a strobe light she sees one night while we're driving*
Dad: Do you think they're calling for Batman?
Hope: Is there a real Batman  in our world?
Mom: That is what daddy does when you go to sleep.
Hope: Why?
Dad: To fight crime.
Hope: Can't you fight with one foot?
Dad: I can fight with both feet.

Hope: Mom, I like you.
Mom: I like you, too.
Hope: But I like Maddox better.

Hope: I am tired of walking. Can we rest in a tree?