Say What?

Hope: I wish I could see Heavenly Father, cause I'm his little kid.

Hope asks daddy a question to which he replies: I don't know.
Hope: Looks like we have a  mystery on our hands.

Eden talking to a skittle that fell in her car seat: Wait, don't leave! Stop it!

I read online a trick to fixing scratched DVDs. You smear toothpaste all over it and then rinse with warm water. Simple, so I thought I'd try it. Hope saw me doing it and asks very calmly and inquisitively: Are you nuts?

Hope smells a bag of mixed peppers: Whew. That's TERRIBLE!

Eden: Pidah! (Pacifier)
Mom hands her pacifier back to her in the car.
Eden: Muah! Muah! Kissing her pacifier.

Dad to Eden: I don't think Muffin likes you all up in his grill.
Hope: Where's his grill?
Dad: Huh?
Hope: Where's the grill?

Eden while looking in a gift bag that was full of plastic that a gift had been wrapped in: Oh! It's beautiful!

Hope standing in my doorway at 3:30 a.m.: Mom! There's creatures in my bed.

Hope: Does that have caff-a-rina in it?
Mom: What?
Hope What is caff-a-rina?