Say What?

Hope: It's weird on the planet today.

Hope: I've been feeling like snuggling with you all day.

Hope: Why do big people have big long hairs in their nose?

Eden keeps putting her little foot on Hope's reading book while she is trying to read and
Hope says: EDEN! You're going to get this all stinky with your STINKY foot!

Dad to Eden who has been throwing Zoe's bone across the family room: Don't throw that.
Eden: She likes it! *throws it again*
Dad: I don't care if she likes it. Don't throw it.
Eden hands on her hips: But she LIKES it!
Dad: Don't throw it. (I actually can't remember what he said here but this fits)
Eden: I DON'T CARE!
Dad: It isn't your job to care....
Eden: It's none of your business!
*Mom and dad burst into laughter*
Eden smiles and says: I just kidding.

Hope: Can I come?
Mom: No, because I can't watch you while I'm getting my hair cut.
Hope: I can watch myself.
Mom: You are too little to watch yourself.
Hope: No I'm not. See look at me watching myself.