Say What?

Hope: Why doesn't daddy cry in church when some ladies say beautiful things?

Lately Eden has taken a liking to stripping. I don't know if it's some sub-conscious effort to live up to her stripper-like nick name "Miss Chevious" or just a phase, but I hope for the latter. She spends most days half naked from the waist down and frequently goes potty on the floor...on purpose. Last night, during dinner, she left the table and went into the family room and took off her clothes and diaper. A few minutes later
Daddy says: You need to put your diaper back on. What if a bug crawled up your bum. Wouldn't that concern you?
Eden looks up into daddy's eyes very seriously and says: That's weird.

While watching Ice Age: Continental Drift, a gigantic crab appears on an iceberg with the characters. One character, Sid, exclaims: HOLY CRAB!!!
Hope Says: Whoa, that is a holy crap.

*Here Eden had pulled her shirt down to her waist and was running around shaking her hips saying: Shake! Shake! Turn it around.*

*Eden has decided to be boss of when I am allowed to clean the kitchen. Here she is trying to block me from the sink. She also does this with doorways.*

*Recently we got Zoe a new kennel since she has gotten bigger and it's been ridiculously bitter cold outside. Yesterday, Eden decided it was a good place for her too. No arguments here. ;) Kidding of course, but she does fit rather nicely, doesn't she?*