Say What?

Eden knocks on the bathroom door.
Noah: Who is it?
Eden: It's me...Piglet!

Hope: An old man on a motorcycle? That's crazy!
Noah: Hope, wanna know what's really crazy? Seeing an old man in a swim suit that goes up to his belly button!

Daddy had been gone for three days on business and shaved his mustache/goatee while he was away. Today he walked in the door and
Hope says: You don't look like my daddy with out your mustache.
This is especially funny because I always tell Ben that he looks like a different person when he shaves.

Hope: When will I be married?
Mom: Uhhh...*shocked*...not till you meet the right guy.
Hope: Well I will need Noah.
Mom: Noah is your brother, you can't marry him.
Hope: Why I can't marry him?
Mom: Cause he's your brother.

Hope: Can I have a llama for my birthday?
Mom: A llama?
Hope: Not a real one, just one from the bookstore.

Hope: Does Heavenly Father have a computer?
Dad: Why would he need a computer?
Hope: So he could watch videos of all of us.

Hope: I hope the normal Eden comes back. A stomach virus has been visiting the members of our family and Eden has been out of Miss Chevious commission.

Dad: Do you need to throw up again?
Hope: No. Heavenly Father made me so I'm not sick like Eden.